No consequences for the so-called „acts of vandalism”

June 3, 2014
Presidency Press Office




Before the interdiction was proclaimed, many Digi Mobil posters promoting the 2 € offer were spray-painted over and even teared off by the outraged citizens of all major cities in Belgravistan.

The Chief of Police and Gambling Games, Miss Klapetovna, reassured everybody that no charges will be filed: „It was practically self-defense, what can anybody expect when profanity is displayed in public? I want to express my gratitude to the Neighbourhood Watches that quickly assembled and patrolled the areas in their own helicopters. It was an astonishing effort, but you know the old saying: „One can not make kaviar without catching the sturgeon.” At the end of the day, I hope this was a lesson for all foreign companies who think they can just bring their tiny prices to our country. No, you can’t!”

Economy


Currency:

Belgravian Goldar (BEG)

BEG/USD   1000.44

BEG/GBP   1200.32

BEG/EUR   800.21


BELGRAVISTAN Oil Price (BELGREX - Belgravistan Exchange)




BELGRAVISTAN Gold Price (BELGREX - Belgravistan Exchange)


Commodities


Currency:

Belgravian Goldar (BEG)

BEG/USD   1000.44

BEG/GBP   1200.32

BEG/EUR   800.21


BELGRAVISTAN Gold Price (BELGREX - Belgravistan Exchange):




BELGRAVISTAN Oil Price (BELGREX - Belgravistan Exchange)